Friday, December 02, 2005

Ragoo - Late Puberty, Lasting Ecstasy

From an orthodox beginning to a lifestyle that Howard Stern would envy, our Baldraman has shown that transformation is possible.

A responsible middle-class Bhramin that he was, Ragoo always sported a veshti and aformal shirt from a very young age of 12. No one has ever seen him in "ara drayer" (shorts) or full pant outside school. Righteousness was written all over his face.

He ridiculed people who smoked or drank. All he knew was Panchamrithan, Palani, Pamban and Lord Muruga and school. After High School, Ballu wanted to join Electronic Engineering and was very eligible for a seat in one of the million colleges that were opened (Vel's Colege, JJ College, St. Peters). Disapointed that he had to pay a huge capitation fee to realize the dream of becoming an Engineer, he quickly decided against it. Inspired by Cheta (as told earlier), his besant nagarchithappa and murali athan, Ragoo chose CA. That was the end.

Soon Ballu was out of the shell. He mingled with girls from all over the city and started enjoying their company. Thanks to the CA institute. Although Ballu had a small crush during his pious early years with a girl name Swarna - he had his first kiss with her - (don't want to reveal anything more) , he felt this newfound interaction with girls very interesting. As a CA student, he had to do apprenticeship and he chose his own uncle's company "Sthapathya". There, I don't know whether he learnt anything that would help him in his academics, Ragoooooo soon learnt the tricks of smoking, drinking and gambling.

With dhum, thanni and now kuttis Ballu quickly shed his conservative outlook and started wearing shorts, T-Shirts and sports shoes. I have never seen him play sports even as a child.

Riding on his vehicle of choice (red Kinetic), he soon set out looking for girls everywhere. His destination of chice was ..... Yes, you guessed it right. Besant nagar beach. Ragooo used to sit there alone singing "Kaalai mudhal ... Maalai varai... Kashmir Roja kootam".

After the star gang was formed, Ballu started looking for choice within the group. From Kadir's Nandita to Jackie's Shoba to that Kavitha (5th sector), Madi veetu Savitha, Valasarwalkam Chitra, Kaushik's Swetha, he started shopping locally and was fairly successful. If he wanted, he had. He never bothered about who's life he is affecting. From 0 mastrubations in 12th sttandard to hardcore by the he finished CA, Ragoo was now an addict. An addict of all three vices mentioned above. All his friends were hiding their girl friends from him. Such was his talent.

Soon came the saying "If he takes a girl to Besant Nagar, it means everything is over". The amazing thing is, how easily he moved from one girl to the other and made each one believe that he was a honest, caring, loving and responsible guy. Little did they know that he was only looking for one besant nagar trip.

Soon, He fell in love in a "Didi tera Devar divana" style and still after marriage continued his exploits. In S'pore, Thailand, Australia, US and now Holland, he has seen quite some variety. But his urge is far from over. The question is will his thirst ever be quenched? The answer I think is "NO, NEVER"..

Verdict :- Balaram - A sea change

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have spotted my change well though you have exaggerated beyond propotions at times. Sad that you havent noticed me changing again. Wish you could write some fair blogs as well.

Ragoo

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicely written though nothing new to know.Edhaelam oru talent da...
But indha chamathu paiyan vechu enkita star gumbal meter potadha..decenta cut panitiyae..

Rajesh...apparently change is inevitable. Heard the story about you transforming from a heavy drunkard to a pious family man now... after the unforgettable event at raghavedra hospital...

Andha Raghavendra hospital mattera..konjam detaila ezhudhina....unmai nalu peruku theriyum......

Lathu.

12:44 AM  
Blogger APAM NAPAT said...

Ragoo,
Please list the exaggerations. Infact writing about you did not require exaggeration. I have not witnessed your changing again "whatever that you have changed to".

Lathoo,
Enna pathi naaney ezhudhardhu konjam nalla irukaadhu. Unkitta meter potaangannu sollariye. Neeye TNagar busstandla social service pannindu irundha. Un kitta enna meter. Maximum Kaushik oru 100Rs vangiruppan. Ellarkum Ragoo pannina sadhikku, it is no compensation.
Un frienda kuda vittu vekkaliyey avan. Appovuma unakku puriyala? As I said "Such was his talent"

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rajesh,
"The amazing thing is, how easily he moved from one girl to the other and made each one believe that he was a honest, caring, loving and responsible guy. Little did they know that he was only looking for one besant nagar trip." -
This is BULLSHIT. Its completely your imagination and probably what you wanted to do in life. You dont have any clue about anything that happened. If you really have something to prove...then please state else remove it.

Raghu.

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Valasarwalkam Chitra was your girlfriend and you didnt have the nuts to talk to her because of your complex and as a friend i went to help you. There is nothing more and you know about it. This is another one of your imagination.

Raghu

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW...none of us had that INR100 at that time and we had to meter latha. If you had also you didnt give it to us. Yep... i have repaid enough to her and its time for you to apologise for ridiculing that gesture today.

Raghu

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Ellarkum Ragoo pannina sadhikku.." No general comments pls...be responsible for what you are writing. Its too easy to make such statements... Think once again if you want to take it back... else prove it.

Raghu

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you please tell me as to what happened between me and "Kaushik's Swetha"? . You seem to know better about me than myself. As far as i know i javent even spoken to her.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Kavitha (5th sector)"... i know that such a girl existed as anybody else. What else i have got to do with her? Can you please explain? Once myself and kdir asked for a fvour from her...and that is it. If you know something more, please let me know as well.

Even i guess you would accept your mistake here.

Raghu

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Kadir's Nandita"... oh my god! she is our classfriend and what more was between us?

Whom ever you have claimed to have been affected by me are all very good friends of mine still today.

If you are using to medium to express your own perspective and imagination, then i have no issues. That cannot become fact / truth. If you want to argue that everything stated in this blog are facts then i am open for any discussion.

Raghu

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Madi veetu Savitha was a very good friend of mine and we were family friends... infact you guys were taking pains to go all the way to panagal park to get a glimpse of her and notorious with her.

Do you have any information that i proposed to her or i promised all those things that you have stated in your blog?

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really dont want to comment anything about shoba here... that is after you have proved all the above.

Raghu

9:25 AM  

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