old monk vanzhga....
This incident is also one of the most remembered incidents in star history......All of us were prepapring to drink......reason, kadir's sister delivered a baby girl. Just another reason to drink.....OC sarakku'na udane, all the star boys assembled on time. The gang was kadir, jackie, bharath, iyan, ram, iyer balaji and mookan. Balaraman and rajesh were working at that time.
So, we were all set as the venue was decided. It was called popular wines. Popular wines, as the name suggests was one of the most popular venues for different occasions. Right from having a 2 membered drinking break, it can even offer a banquet hall seating upto 20 members on colourfull plastic tables and chairs.....the glasses were spic and span.....and they supply only mineral water and duplicate liquor (both prepared in their court yard) and also have a variety of side dishes ranging from ravi's poondu oorga to nethilli fry.....
When we were ready to leave, narayanan (the owner of the bunk shop) had a request for us. He wanted us to get him a peg of "saaanisaaa"......what that means, we took ages to decipher...it actually meant "john exshaw".....so, we all left for popular wines to have a bash......
It was all set, 4 bottles of old monk, sparkling water obtained the kooum and ravi's oorga, pattani sundal and a lot of "silly sikken".....we started off....the first 2 bottles were over in no time....then, slowly people started feeling the old monk punches....the first was ram who came out with the standard dialogue...."machan, naan veetukku ponam, enga thathavum, rendu thangaiyum thaniya iruppaaanga"......then it was iyer balaji......then came iyan.....
Normally i dont drink that much too, but having bharath alongside is always helpfull. He can drink like a shark and still stand and talk. In fact, bharath, his bro om prakash and his dad "ganeson -- post numerology" were the inventors of the famous song "adichipaaru golkonda, aduchiputa inikkum daa".....Only me and bharath were left with a full bottle of old monk. Determination was sky high....we wanted to finish it all, we fought endlessly to swallow all we could, pressing in the liqour so that we dont throw up.....and finally it was done.....
End of it, i realised i was walking 2 feet above the ground......the rest were kind of OK but on the higher side too....bharath was tight too and so we headed back to star. I started out with a wheeling and zig zag turns and i still dont know how i reached star.
There it all started. I was crossing the road and a scooter guy stopped and saw me. I was abusing him (his wife was along too) and said he better run for his life....good fun....was lucky i dint get hit.......The rest of the gang was all spread over.....bharath and lawyer, iyan and mookan, me and balaraman, ram and iyer balaji...... Balaraman was totally unhappy with my drinking spree (i will be writing some blogs about his adventures....DAUD hai later)
Then i started throwing up, man, and it wouldnt stop......too much of old monk. I still remember all the stories i was told the next day. One interesting story was "they poured 4 buckets of water and i dint even budge a little bit".....Mookan, our doctor said, get me some lime....when he opened my mouth to sqeeze the lime, i bit his fingers......hahahaha....poor old mookan. On the other side of star, Mr bharath was on the throwing spree, athough he was still standing with lawyer, whom he called "pebetto....enna vittuttu pogadha da". Mean time, soda ,lime and all possible medications that these guys wouldnt never even dream of taking themselves were tried and experimented on me. Finally, they gave up.....the decision was to move me and bharath to the 6th sector ground.
Then came annachi......the crowd was silent and made way for the king. Annachi himself was drunk and had fiery red eyes like captain vijayakanth. He said "jackie, un annan annachi vadhurukken, paaru paa" and i said "dei, thevidiya paiyya kaiyya edudda....." poor old annachi, saw the people staaring at him and said, "jackie, en tambi maadhiri, konjam overa thanni poturukkan, avalothan"........On the other end, Om prakash, and his gang who were drunk came for inspecting bharath's health.....finally what happened was Om prakash and his gang were beaten up by annachi and they ran off..... The reason, no one alive knows.....
While me and bharath were being loaded into an auto to be taken to some one's place in nesappakkam, ram was already in his house sleeping. Iyan was looking forward to do a nightout in someone's place. Ballu was off to besant nagar beach and kadhir was home too. The next day was filled with a lot of enquiries and concerns on what we had drunk the day before. It was a shamefull event, though i should say i enjoyed it and every drunkard should have his story to tell and remember......i have mine.....
So, we were all set as the venue was decided. It was called popular wines. Popular wines, as the name suggests was one of the most popular venues for different occasions. Right from having a 2 membered drinking break, it can even offer a banquet hall seating upto 20 members on colourfull plastic tables and chairs.....the glasses were spic and span.....and they supply only mineral water and duplicate liquor (both prepared in their court yard) and also have a variety of side dishes ranging from ravi's poondu oorga to nethilli fry.....
When we were ready to leave, narayanan (the owner of the bunk shop) had a request for us. He wanted us to get him a peg of "saaanisaaa"......what that means, we took ages to decipher...it actually meant "john exshaw".....so, we all left for popular wines to have a bash......
It was all set, 4 bottles of old monk, sparkling water obtained the kooum and ravi's oorga, pattani sundal and a lot of "silly sikken".....we started off....the first 2 bottles were over in no time....then, slowly people started feeling the old monk punches....the first was ram who came out with the standard dialogue...."machan, naan veetukku ponam, enga thathavum, rendu thangaiyum thaniya iruppaaanga"......then it was iyer balaji......then came iyan.....
Normally i dont drink that much too, but having bharath alongside is always helpfull. He can drink like a shark and still stand and talk. In fact, bharath, his bro om prakash and his dad "ganeson -- post numerology" were the inventors of the famous song "adichipaaru golkonda, aduchiputa inikkum daa".....Only me and bharath were left with a full bottle of old monk. Determination was sky high....we wanted to finish it all, we fought endlessly to swallow all we could, pressing in the liqour so that we dont throw up.....and finally it was done.....
End of it, i realised i was walking 2 feet above the ground......the rest were kind of OK but on the higher side too....bharath was tight too and so we headed back to star. I started out with a wheeling and zig zag turns and i still dont know how i reached star.
There it all started. I was crossing the road and a scooter guy stopped and saw me. I was abusing him (his wife was along too) and said he better run for his life....good fun....was lucky i dint get hit.......The rest of the gang was all spread over.....bharath and lawyer, iyan and mookan, me and balaraman, ram and iyer balaji...... Balaraman was totally unhappy with my drinking spree (i will be writing some blogs about his adventures....DAUD hai later)
Then i started throwing up, man, and it wouldnt stop......too much of old monk. I still remember all the stories i was told the next day. One interesting story was "they poured 4 buckets of water and i dint even budge a little bit".....Mookan, our doctor said, get me some lime....when he opened my mouth to sqeeze the lime, i bit his fingers......hahahaha....poor old mookan. On the other side of star, Mr bharath was on the throwing spree, athough he was still standing with lawyer, whom he called "pebetto....enna vittuttu pogadha da". Mean time, soda ,lime and all possible medications that these guys wouldnt never even dream of taking themselves were tried and experimented on me. Finally, they gave up.....the decision was to move me and bharath to the 6th sector ground.
Then came annachi......the crowd was silent and made way for the king. Annachi himself was drunk and had fiery red eyes like captain vijayakanth. He said "jackie, un annan annachi vadhurukken, paaru paa" and i said "dei, thevidiya paiyya kaiyya edudda....." poor old annachi, saw the people staaring at him and said, "jackie, en tambi maadhiri, konjam overa thanni poturukkan, avalothan"........On the other end, Om prakash, and his gang who were drunk came for inspecting bharath's health.....finally what happened was Om prakash and his gang were beaten up by annachi and they ran off..... The reason, no one alive knows.....
While me and bharath were being loaded into an auto to be taken to some one's place in nesappakkam, ram was already in his house sleeping. Iyan was looking forward to do a nightout in someone's place. Ballu was off to besant nagar beach and kadhir was home too. The next day was filled with a lot of enquiries and concerns on what we had drunk the day before. It was a shamefull event, though i should say i enjoyed it and every drunkard should have his story to tell and remember......i have mine.....
posted by Anand at 2:11 AM
1 Comments:
I enjoyed ur story. I have had my share of experiences that wd be kept to myself.
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